And for some reasons feminists are upset. And even though I’m a feminist myself, I’m kinda hacked at the feminists.

Natalie’s opinion inserted here.

Two things:

1. I can tell you in about three seconds which of my many professional gigs I have liked the most over the years. Because not all jobs are created equal, and I have strong opinions about all of ’em. Motherhood is a job (and anyone who tells you different has obviously never been up at 3 a.m. scraping baby poop off the wall after Little Picasso has figured out how to take off his diaper) and it’s okay to have an opinion about it.

2. I realized many years ago that, if I disappeared today, there’d be a buzz at work. For a while. After I was declared legally dead, or actually, way before I was declared dead, they’d post my position, hire another analyst, and in maybe a year I’d be a “wonder what happened to ol’ Elizabeth” novelty kinda conversation topic.

But for my family, that would probably be the biggest thing that ever happened. The kids would mark their lives in the “before Mom disappeared” and “after Mom disappeared” timeline. Might need therapy. (Who am I kidding? It might be a holiday, up there with the liberation of the concentration camps after WWII.) But it would be big. Forever Big.

Now you tell me, out of the roles I play in life, which one is most important.

Did Natalie say that every woman should think the same way about motherhood? No. So fuhgeddaboutit.

Irony Alert: I have to go to work now.

© E.S. Evans 2011