Things I’ve learned in my thirty years as acting President of the Chocolate Milk Club:
- Chocolate milk is the best way to close your eyes and pretend you’re eight years old again.
- When something crappy happens, remember that the best part of the glass of Nesquik is the dregs. Sometimes life works the same way. It doesn’t sound logical, but it’s true.
- I miss the club President.
- The best friends are the ones who will drink chocolate milk with you.
You know what to do.
© E. Stocking Evans 2017