So I’m catching up on the news after a really hard, busy week, and I find this opinion piece.

What I know for sure:

Even as a moderate-leaning-to-conservative, I definitely wouldn’t vote for O’Donnell and am profoundly grateful that I don’t have to consider her as a candidate. I get the impression that she doesn’t really understand the stuff she says; she parrots the Tea Party screed, but it sounds like she’s speaking phonetically from a phrase book.

But what really kills me about this article, other than the atrocious grammar, spelling, and usage by the author, is the idea that women are supposed to be nicer to each other simply on the grounds that we are all women.

The author is outraged that the National Organization for Women won’t endorse a conservative female candidate after she’s been grievously insulted by her male opponent. News flash, Nance: calling a politician a ‘whore’ is like the third-oldest profession; male politicos have been accused of street-walking Washington since George Washington retired.

So I’d be more disappointed if N.O.W. ignored Whitman’s conservative stance (which no doubt clashes with N.O.W.’s agenda) and endorsed Whitman just because she’s a woman. Because one of the founding principles of N.O.W. was that it’s wrong to do anything to a woman, and that includes supporting or defending her, just because she’s a woman. And that’s one principle of theirs I heartily support.

And why on earth should N.O.W. protest the supposed mistreatment of O’Donnell, which entailed some anonymous idiot claiming to have turned down a chance at sex with her in a wildly uncredible scenario? This is just standard election-cycle mudslinging, and if you can’t take the heat, you shouldn’t insist on standing in the kitchen.

Wait a minute, strike that: Penny Nance might think that putting women in kitchens, even metaphorically, is sexist and might hurt their feelings. So I’ll say: if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. (Now PETA can get pissed off at me.)

Penny Nance is the one who needs to grow up.

© E.S. Evans 2010