Thoroughly sanitized for your kids’ protection.
A long time ago, when my oldest was in kindergarten (so that makes it about fifteen years, to be exact) …
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And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ’til her daddy takes the T-Bird away….
As seen in the Ahwatukee Foothills News. And just in case you’re link-phobic, or they move the link again…
I think I just died and went to heaven.
Because never, ever, ever in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that anyone ever would dream up, let alone …
Am I my brother’s keeper, or my child’s agent?
An alert reader sent me a note wondering if I wanted to write about the burgeoning concept of ‘redshirting’ a …
I guess the next step will be “B-52 Parents”
When I went away to college in 1977, my parents loaded up a car and hauled me to Flagstaff, hauled …
This is just wrong.
I’m not even going to try to be clever here (and if you mutter “you mean you’ve been TRYING to …
I suspect that they are not referring to birds here.
First off, let me just say that I detest the word ‘boobie.’ It makes me cringe on all levels, even …
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
True fact: When I was in high school, my father told me (rather arrogantly, seventeen-year-old Me thought) that he was …
The best insanity of all.
You were the biggest risk I ever took, and it took me all of five seconds to decide to take …
I figured I’d get all the melting done in one day and be done with it.
The backlash was bound to happen. Tokyo doesn’t just sit and take it when Godzilla goes stamping all over the …
Mom, Interrupted 