Message to Rob Ford: Don’t be a Weiner Head.
I feel about wayward politicians the way sportswriters used to feel about Charles Barkley: grateful. There was never a dull …
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Sometimes, columns travel in pairs…
I actually got feedback on this column, which prompted me to write that column. Click ‘read more’ if you don’t …
I’m Cracked-ing up.
It’s a mark of how immature I am that one of my favorite websites is http://www.cracked.com. Seriously. I can lose …
This curse only showed up once, but it lasted thirteen years
I didn’t realize that this ran Sunday. Enjoy!
My New Year’s Resolution….
….is I’m not going to blog at all. Psych! Just read this month’s column, specially featured in the New Year’s …
At long last, a column
Actually, it’s been a month since the last column. It seems like ages ago. This is seen originally, of …
Paradox: thou art a cruel master.
It is life’s harshest irony that, when I reach the moment in life where I absolutely must be able to …
May your camel spit nothing but decaf.
But only if you are the insensitive lout who is taking the last cup out of the coffee pots in …
De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
Of the dead, I will say nothing unkind; of the politically dead, well, let’s just say that he’s gonna get …
Don’t call me that!
I admit it: I don’t like going out to eat. And I like my work. So almost every day at …
