To top it off, it’s too late for a Darwin Award.

March 20, 2010

You know what the Darwin Awards are: posthumously granted to people who are gracious enough to remove themselves from the …

It’s about time.

March 16, 2010

Saturday night, or Sunday morning, or at least when I was asleep, the country sprang forward, which is what we …

March 14, 2010

The other day I needed to use the bathroom. Now, that’s not news for any of us. We all need …

December 31, 2009

I swear. I also lie. This first appeared in the Ahwatukee Foothills News in September, 2007. The link died when …

December 25, 2009

Miss Manners got the Inevitable Seasonal Question the other day.

December 22, 2009

Cue the last minute Christmas shopping. Cue the long lines in Target. Cue the gratitude that there are long lines …

September 10, 2008

When I started the No Sugar Initiative, I was certain that it would be comedy fodder for the next month. …

September 6, 2008

Who knew how much havoc 12 atoms of carbon, 22 of hydrogen, and 11 of oxygen could wreak? We’re almost …

September 5, 2008

It all started with this month’s Mom, Interrupted. I really do love my m&ms. But over time, I have become …

August 7, 2008

Please tell me that Timothy Noah is reaching here. Please tell me that it’s some sort of parody. Satire. Three …