Technically, it’s still April, so it’s kinda like Easter.
Plus, I found Easter basket grass in my bathroom this morning. From the Ahwatukee Foothills News, March, 2008. I’m still …
Category Archives: columns
It’s her birthday, so this is for Abby.
When my oldest daughter turned eighteen, I honored her with a column. I read it to her at the little …
Gimme some…well, you know.
An oldie but a goodie while I recover from my vertigo. This first appeared in September, 2008 in the Ahwatukee …
Columns You May Not Have Seen
I’m busy doing my Christmas shopping and begging myself not to start knitting something and I’m just minutes away from …
None of you won the pool.
….because none of you correctly guessed what the angry reader of this column keyed in on. That’s okay…I never would …
Because when I come back…
…I really come back. This month’s column in the Ahwatukee Foothills News actually got me hate mail (or, to be …
Ah, the memories. And the column!
When I was a kid, my brothers and sisters called me “Bess The Mess, The Big Fat Pest.” My mom, when …
I haven’t been interrupted in a while.
Or rather, I’ve been interrupted too many times, hence the absence. Without further ado, this month’s Mom, Interrupted, as seen …
Attack of the Killer Breast
In July, 2006, Babytalk Magazine did something really crazy and out-there: they put a picture of a baby on their …
Caulking guns don’t kill people, but really pissed off wives threaten their husbands with ’em.
For any men in the audience: At what point does a request become a nag? How many repeated requests, with …
Mom, Interrupted 