New column’s here!
This story is true. Cole has, I think, forgiven me, if by ‘forgiven’ we mean ‘willing to take a ten …
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Some kids want to go to Disneyland…
…all I want to do is clean. And then sit around and look at a clean house. Livin’ the dream, …
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe in them.
It occurs to me that I never posted this, so here you go: February, 2012’s Mom, Interrupted, as seen …
I’m not kidding. I’m bad at this. You should play with me.
You’d think that someone who was pretty good with words would stand a chance at Word With Friends. But …
I wasn’t kidding about the coffee.
It’s the first week of the month, and we know what means: new column’s up! You can click here or …
Two posts in a post about another post about chocolate milk and birthdays.
Eh, just buy stock in Nestle’s, as we do this twice a year. There’s an epilogue/prologue to all this: Dad …
No girlfriends were harmed in the writing of this column.
You know the drill. Click for a link or click to read more. (The print edition was fun, though: they …
I know. I disappear for weeks and then BAM! Twice in six hours.
There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I’m not stooping to pick it up. I’ll let you do that. …
All about my firstborn, first seen in August, 2007
This column first ran the month my oldest daughter turned 18. Everything you read here is still true, and has …
I don’t get a vacation, as a general rule.
Except when I take off from posting. I got kinda sick of myself for awhile, and even though I …
Mom, Interrupted 