Thank goodness.

It took a little while to get it into the AFN, but better late than never, I present Mom, Interrupted’s Mother’s Day column.

In other Mom-related news, Carmen Electra is going to hold off on Carol Brady-hood a little bit longer so she can develop her line of portable stripper poles. I guess it’s safe to conclude that she may not be Donna Reed, but she certainly knows a lot about the Beav.

C’mon. You KNEW I had to go for that one. It was just sitting there.