First, the third-graders organize: https://mominterrupted.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/chickens-are-not-organized/
So it follows that the teachers would get wise: http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-teacher4apr04,1,2917312.story
Insert your own joke….here.
Mom, Interrupted 
I am Elizabeth’s mom. Believe half of what you hear about me. She never lost an eye in school because I always told the nuns to never ever hit my children on the head—-anyplace but the head!!!
Has Liz Claiborne come out with a line of Kevlar tanks and tees yet?
Aw, that’s love for ya…hit ’em anywhere you want, Sr. St. Jude, but not on the head.
Just like June Cleaver.
Love ya, Mom!
Interestingly enough, it sounds alot like something my own 3 boys would have planned. But they did things like this with a blanket and a babysitter. Shock and awe.
Patricia, Bess always talks about how wonderful you are as a mom!
Hi Patricia, I wanted to give you a big hello and let you know that your daughter is one of the most amazing people I have ever known. She is an inspiration to me and I hope one day to be as good a Mom as she is.
And welcome!!
Hi Patricia!
Oooh, now you can tell us stories about Bess! Did the nuns have your phone number on speed dial? (just kidding Bess)